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Two Jehovahs Witnesses knock on someones door. He said Yeah okay I said Im just making a cup of tea do you want one He said Yeah sure I said Ive just made some toast do you want a slice He said Yeah why not We sat down.

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. Just bought a Jehovah Witness themed advent calendar. This was the only collection of JW jokes on the internet and even if there are others now it is certainly the first. The house owner opens the door. Hello sir Im here to tell you about the great Lord Jehovah Jew.

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Following is our collection of funny Jehovah jokes. He said Yeah why not. Please let us out We wont bother. Til Jehovah witness woman dont have.

Good day he said do you have time to discuss Im Jehovah witness Sure said the man. Interupting Jehovahs Witness Interrupting. This ridiculous claim has been repeated so. The boy this time said Jehovahs Witness Puppies The priest shocked said I thought You said they were Catholic puppies The boy said Yeah but today they got their eyes open Acronym for Jehovahs Witnesses.

They slowly enter and sit down on the couch across from the houseowner. After a few seconds of silence the houseowner asks Well. As God is my witness Im never even going to LOOK at a woman again Satan replies Very well youre repented of your sin so you get a second shot at life Satan unlocks the third door to find the third man still sitting cross-legged with bloodshot eyes. WE LAUGH TOGETHER NOT AT EACH OTHERits.

A Jehovahs Witnesses knocked on my door yesterday so I answered it and asked if he wanted to come in he said Yeah okay I said Ive put on a pot of coffee do you want some. A Jehovahs Witness knocked on my door yesterday so I answered it and asked if he wanted to come in. So whenever you see one always say Oh Lord. A Jehovahs Witness knocks on a Jews door.

651 jokes and counting. A man went to a pet shop and purchased a parrot. Looking up to the sky he entreated Lord if you find me a parking spot I. Jehovah Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

One of them said looking at beautiful women is a sin. Apparently the parrot belonged to a Jehovahs Witness because it kept repeating Read the WATCHTOWER. I was once Asked to become a Jehovahs witness. He approached a house and saw a man.

The Best 15 Jehovah Jokes. Interupting Jehovahs Witness Interrupting. Jamming Every Halldoor Or Vestibule Aperture Heavy Session With Interminable Theology Nutcase. All Jehovahs Witnesses know this but they are totally unable to explain it.

Oct 29 2021 - OUR HUMOR IS FUNNY BUT ITS SOMETHING THE WORLD CANT UNDERSTAND. A man late for an important meeting was searching desperately for a parking spot in a crowded lot. He let him in the house and they just kept staring at each other until the man asked so what do you want to talk about. You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.

Can I help you Witness. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet. Jehovah Witness Jokes A Jehovah witness was going from house to house looking to talk to people. 20050507 VirusHead Comments 22 comments.

This book has so many Jehovahs Witness jokes you wont know where to start. See more ideas about jw humor jokes humor. Jehovah is God Well the new owner of the bird tried to keep long-playing recordings on all day everyday to help the parrot learn new words. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing.

Jehovah Witnesses dont celebrate Halloween. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married. In getting tired of the jehovah witnesses. He said Yeah sure I said Ive just made some toast do you want a slice.

Jehovah Witnesses are like spam in the real world. They keep knocking on the door trying to make me change my mind. I said I did not see the accident submissons by. Jehovahs Witnesses believe that Jesus chose the Watchtower Society as the true religion in 1919.

Good morning would you like to learn about God today The houseowner was a little bored and slightly curious so he lets them in. Is that what you call him. An evil genie captured a Jehovahs Witness and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. A Jehovah witness was going from house to house looking to talk to people.

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A Jehovahs Witness Came By Yesterday. He approached a house and saw a man. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible. They just know that the Watchtower Society is Jehovahs Organization.

Knock Knock Whos There. Read the Bible daily. You know we have a name for him too Witness. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

I guess they dont appreciate random people knocking on their doors. Back by popular demand the newly-edited modifed and updated Jehovahs Witness humor page. Halloween they hate random strangers coming to their doors at all Hells hours. Feb 25 2016 - Explore Ronald Cooks board Jehovah Witness Jokes on Pinterest.